Please send your stories to John Freeman - see
this page for details regarding format
LOCAL WRITER RESOURCES
Lancaster
Literature Festival
An annual festival of writing events plus community writing projects
throughout the year
The
Spotlight Club
For details of upcoming events visit our events page
Local Writers Details of locally-based writers and editors
THE MIRACLE WORKER
by Charmian Coates
"Can I have a cornet, Dad?" asked the fair-haired boy seeing a Smith's
Ice Cream cart appear.
"I suppose so, son. We are on our holidays, but a ha'penny is a good
sum and I'm not made of brass." He raised his hand, and the clip-clopping
horse halted.
It was May Day 1938, and at 11.00am, already warm. It was the first
time that miner, Frederick Salter, his skin grey-tinged from days spent
underground had had a weeks holiday with pay. To celebrate he'd brought
his family to Blackpool to stay at the Beachview Guest House.
Fred smiled as Johnny's blue eyes grew round as they watched the straw-boatered,
striped-aproned vendor scoop ice cream from a tub and into the cornet.
"There you are, lad," said the man.
A coin changed hands.
Johnny licked his ice cream as slowly as he could. "Snow never tasted
as sweet as this, Dad."
Fred laughed.
They strolled along Ibbison Street.
"Look at that, Dad." Johnny pointed towards a maypole, around which
giggling girls danced. Dressed in colourful frocks and holding ribbons,
they'd soon got the ribbons and themselves into a tangle.
Fred indicated boys dressed as chimney sweeps. "You'd think they'd been
down the pit."
The May Queen's procession trooped passed them. The queen, a pretty
teenager, having a piece of net curtain for a veil.
They left the May revellers behind.
Johnny spotted a shop selling hot peas. "Ma would like them, they're
her favourite."
Nodding, Dad put his hand in his pocket. "Go on then, get her some,
and a 2d bag of bananas."
They sat on the beach, washing their lunch down with tea bought from
a cafe. After which, Johnny and his little brother, Sammy, ran about,
their pale skins becoming rosy, as they made sand castles and collected
seashells.
Fred, his head covered by a knotted handkerchief and Myrtle, or Ma,
basked in the sunshine. He, surreptitiously eyeing a well-built girl
in a woollen bathing suit which had shrunk in the sea water. She, feeling
a new woman at the unaccustomed change.
That evening when Johnny and Sammy were asleep, tired out after paddling
and donkey-riding, Fred took Myrtle for a drink, motherly Mary Coppock,
the landlady of their digs, keeping an ear open for the children.
The pub nearest to the Beachview was the George. All brass and spittoons
with sawdust on the floor. There they sat, Fred with his pint, and Myrtle
with her lemonade, watching the comings and goings of locals and holidaymakers.
Myrtle patted her fair curls as an admiring glance came her way.
"You're the prettiest girl here, I reckon," said Fred suddenly.
"Get away with you, and me with two kids."
The door opened and an elderly man on crutches came in. He had been
in the bar every night so far. Usually he would leave the worse for
drink - people feeling sorry for him and buying him pints.
On this particular evening he had just downed his tenth and was smiling
glassily, when a local tough appeared. Sleeves rolled to his elbow,
his brawny arms were heavily tattooed. Beneath his shirt something jumped.
"What on earth has that chap got there?" whispered Myrtle.
After several drinks, he unbuttoned his shirt and pulled out a ferret
- letting it run along the bar.
"Arrrrr!" screeched the sipping port-and-lemon ladies, jumping onto
their chairs - holding their skirts tightly around their knees. "Get
it out of here!"
The tough tried to catch it - but it sprang from his hand knocking bottles
and glasses down like ninepins.
The ferret wriggled up a trouser leg - causing the man to have a fit
- the animal reappearing from the other leg.
Next it climbed up the curtains and crawled along the top of the brass
curtain-pole.
Suddenly, it took a fancy to the old fellow and leapt upon him.
To everyone's surprise, face purpling, and with a gurgled cry, he upped
and dashed out - leaving his crutches behind.
Fred looked through the window, spying him speeding down the street
as if OLD NICK was after him. "I reckon he must have been pretending
to need sticks so he could get people's sympathy and free drinks."
"Well, he'd better not show his face in here again," summed up a regular.
Next morning, Fred and Myrtle told Mrs Coppock about the uproar at the
George.
Wielding her teapot, she looked thoughtful. "Reckon I know who you mean
- he used to keep a shop near here. I'm sure he's not like you think."
That evening, as they were eating their high tea of tripe and onions,
Mrs Coppock appeared. "I found out about that man. He wasn't swinging
it, you know. He really has been unable to walk without crutches for
years."
"If that's true, I'm sorry I misjudged him."
"It's true all right, Mr Salter. That ferret has done what the hospital
and the church's laying-on-of-hands couldn't do. Fear has somehow set
old Alf Bligh's muscles working again."
ABOUT THE WRITER
Charmian Coates has lived in Blackpool for thirty years. She's
the main carer for my cerebral-palsied son, aged 37.
"I've been writing for 16 years, she writes. "For the last two
I've been doing a creative writing distance learning course
at Lancaster University. A year ago I saw the Writers' Cooperative,
Milton Keynes advertised in the Writers' News. I became
a member, and just before last Christmas the Cooperative published
my Blackpool Family saga, Second Chances, that covers
the years, 1933-1953, advertising it on their web-site.
"Second Chances is the fifth novel I've
written, but the first to be published. And now Gordon Rockett,
the editor of Rabbit
books wants me to have a book-signing for Second Chances,
and also the sequel, That's My Girl, which I submitted
at the beginning of the year and which has now been accepted
by them. I'd been sending in chapters of it to Lancaster University
for criticism by the tutor and other students.
"My book-signings are arranged for the afternoon of Friday 26
July, 2-4pm at Highfield Library, South Shore, Blackpool, and
also on Saturday, the 27 July, 10-12am, at Central Library,
Queen Street.
"So as you can see it is all happening for me at the moment!"
MORE STORIES... FACES AND PHASES Our weekly serial of old
Lancaster by Bill Jervis
SHORT STORIES
The Devil's
Paradise by Jim Barton A
satirical, cruel but true, view of life in Lancaster in the 1980s... fond memories. R.A.D.
Do Skerton Bus Stop by Mollie Baxter If only arts funding was
always this much fun! • Tea with
Oolin by Mollie Baxter Alien encounters over a cup of Earl
Grey, hot. The Miracle
Worker by Charmian Coates Shenangians in a Blackpool pub have
unexpected results. •
Evacuees by Bill Jervis A schoolboys' pitched
battles on Padfields, Lancaster, in 1944 remembered. Snapshots by
Bill Jervis A chance encounter brings back
memories of wartime Morecambe.
DW LIBRARY Many of the items you might want to use are available as
library (.lbi) files in dreamweaver.
You can make your own to add to the library if you are using
dreamweaver.
ADD IMAGES
Images used here must not exceed 115 pixels
wide. Anything wider will distort this column and affect
the page layout.