20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA
by Jules Verne,
adapted by Peter Grimes,
performed by WALK
THE PLANK
near and on board the MV Fitzcarraldo
Moored alongside The Stone Jetty, Morecambe
Friday 19 to Monday 23 August 2004
Reviewed by Michael Nunn
Pass Notes No 20,000: A voyage to, er … *
Jules Who? Jools Holland, Jules and Sandy, or …
No, this is a nineteenth-century Frenchman who wrote …
Gerraway, a Frenchie?
Yes. They are quite good at the Arts; theatre, poetry, sex, music,
cooking, philoso …
Yeah, okay, but what sort of story is it?
Written in 1870, it is an odd tale indeed. Part adventure (suiting the
excitement of the end of the Second Empire and the dawn of the Third
Republic in France as well as post-Brunel Victorian Britain), part fantasy
(pre-dating HG Wells, Verne is arguably the father of science fiction,
not Douglas Adams or even Brian Aldiss), part love affair with the sea
(like Shakespeare's The Tempest, Ernest Hemingway's
Old Man and The Sea, and other lesser scribes), part epic myth
(Virgil and Homer, not Tolkein).
You've lost me. Tolkein? Is Gandalf in it?
We are not in The Lord of the Rings now, and that was not Sir Ian McKellen
(though he would make a good Captain Nemo).
Okay, who's this Captain Nemo?
The name translates from the Latin as ‘no-one' [Actually
'I am no-one' - ed]. Yes, thank you. He is the anti-hero.
Auntie? What sort of a story is this?
As I was saying, it is part maritime thriller (Herman Melville was
a contemporary, and wrote Moby Dick before Verne found his true métier),
and part uncanny prophecy (unlike Nostradamus, his predictions are easy
to read and have generally happened). And part satire. He invented things,
too.
Eh?
Okay,
let me try and get my head round it again. It's about the adventures
of one man's pursuit of, er …. No, it's three men,
the Professor (Monsieur Arronax, of the Museum of Paris), his Manservant
(Conseil – or 'advice'), and a crack [sic] Harpooner (Ned Land).
They are doing this pursuit … on a big boat. With President Lincoln.
It could be a spacecraft? An airport lounge? The USS Enterprise?
No.
What about the oppressed people, the awe and power of the sea, and
who was that mysterious woman with a red mask on?
Oh dear …
No, that's not right, [and you've mysteriously swapped
places - ed]. Listen. They go on a sea voyage in a submarine called
The Nautilus, and have lots of adventures and fun and danger and try
and escape and get wet and fight off fish and it all works out in the
end ….
Look, there's no point in all this …
My head hurts!
This is what really happened …
You're confused? It was easy, really. Just leave your mind at
the Midland Hotel and let the inner child take over. Get wet with the
rest of the crew, go to seek the monster narwhal, get yourself imprisoned
by the now cruel, now kindly Capt Nemo, and then go pearl diving whilst
you are not trying to escape. Oh, and enjoy the non-stop, bow-to-keel
Life on Earth docusoap as it flashes past your porthole-shaped
televisual imagination …
Peter Grimes (there's a nautical name to conjure with!) took
Jules Verne's 1870 novel, and pieced together a fascinating and
off-the-wall piece of theatre which embraces many of the polymath original's
themes: socialism, liberté, égalité et fraternité,
adventure, destiny and – much in evidence here – fun.
Walk The Plank
(WTP), with their small resources (a tiny ex-ferry, a minuscule theatre-ette,
four actors and minimal props), make a veritable feast of magic, comedy
and travel out of next to nothing. If the nearest you have got to theatre
on board ship is the in-cruise cinema or the ladies' or the gents
at closing time on the booze cruise, you simply have not lived. Lolling
slightly on the swell, with the odour of diesel in you nostrils and
the salt on your glasses, with young laughter echoing across the covered-over
ferry deck [what? – ed], this is one of the wackiest
ways to enjoy drama.
The
voyage into the unknown began rambunctiously on the quayside of The
Stone Jetty, with the three intrepid and rather drunk heroes of the
piece arguing and embarking for their pursuit of they knew not what.
As you do. Up the gangway, down into the hold, and we were off on a
magical journey with them, meeting strange people, seeing unearthly
sights and hearing sounds from on, within, below, beyond and above the
sea.
Finally, despite attempts to escape from Captain Nemo's grip
(was he rather fond of us after all we went through together?), we were
back on dry land over two hours later. It is futile to attempt to narrate
the journey. What I can tell you is that WTP create their own distinctive
marque of entertainment with the skilful, tasteful and intelligent use
of lighting, props (a number of them highly ingenious), mime, sound,
music and graphic/cinematic images.
Peter
Grimes' excellent text is a springboard for the antics and ad-libs
of the cast as they relate the epic, debate the politics and cavort
on the floor with murderous jellyfish and flirt with sexy oysters (I
think that's what they were …) The visual gags and zany
dialogue paid homage to the Marx Brothers, Marcel Marceau, Sir David
Attenborough and Red Dwarf. No plagiarism here, though, as WTP stamps
the die with its own, very clear imprint. The audience participation,
on the quay as well as during the show, was great fun, and Ned Land
dealt in an exemplary manner with a smartarsed, supercilious spoiled
brat at the performance we saw.
In other words, Monty Python meets Jacques Cousteau with Jacques Tati
over a litre of absinthe in a slug of snorkelling, swashbuckling, submarinating
surrealism that everyone needs now and again to help with those regular
reality checks.
So how did it all end?
It was a windy but warmish afternoon as the sum gleamed on Grange Over
Sands. The Story was told. Nemo met his nemesis. Professor Anorak [surely
Arronax? - ed] had enjoyed his spotting, Ned could get another
beer and pork pie, and Conseil, well, he took everyone's advice
and read up about nineteenth-century French political polemic, cooked
some clams in a soupçon of sauce soubise, and learned
how to speak English without a silly French accent.
The kids laughed at it and loved it. No-one understood it. But it was
great theatre.
We now interrupt with:
SOME MORE DIFFICULT BITS
League:
"A nautical measure, 1/20th of a degree, 3 international nautical
miles, 5.556 km (3.456 statue miles);
an old measure of length, varying from the Roman … to the French,
4.448 km (2.764 mile)
The Chambers Dictionary, Larousse plc, 1994
The word derives from either the Gaulish or Old French.
Jules Verne 1828 – 1905
He was also a pre-Socialist polemicist whose seminal ‘sci-fi'
works are still enjoyed today, mostly in crappy films and sanitised
cartoons. He also wrote opera libretti but gave that up as a bad job.
Best-known works:
Journey to the Centre of the Earth, 1864
Vingt mille lieues sour la mer (200,000 Leagues Under The Sea),
1870
Around the World in Eighty Days, 1873
Verne was a great influence on Herbert George Wells (1866 – 1946)
His best-know and early ‘sci-fi' works are:
The Time Machine, 1895
The War of the Worlds, 1898
MV Fitzcarraldo
Built 1971 and commissioned as mv Bjarkov, served as a ferry
between islands beyond the Arctic Circle from Tromsø, Norway.
After redundancy some twenty years later she was refitted at Glasson
Dock as a theatre ship, and duly registered to the UK's merchant
fleet from the Port of Lancaster. She made her maiden thespian voyage
in 1992. We saw WTP's production of Moby Dick aboard this very
vessel in Scarborough in 2002 …
Have you finished?
Yup. That's it, really.
Do we get free kippers to take home? …
Copyright © 23 August 2004 Michael Nunn
with acknowledgement to * the regular column in The Guardian
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